There's a new King in town! That's the good news. The bad news is that William Bradshaw has problems. He's new on the job but he's already made enemies with a fire-breathing dragon. His friends aren't much goblins whose favorite pastime is messing things up, trolls with anger management issues, an over-achieving fire scepter, and an uncooperative magic mirror. Aside from that, all he has to worry about is a war. And that's the trouble. Throughout recorded history the goblins have never won a battle, let alone a war. But things are going to be different this time. William Bradshaw is determined to win, using every means at his disposal, including stealth, subterfuge and exploding outhouses.

We're rich! Run and Hide! Will Bradshaw is still stuck being King of the Goblins, but there's a new threat to him and his friends. He's just learned that the Bottle of Hope is hidden somewhere in his kingdom. The bottle can heal any injury or illness, a prize so great that adventurers, treasure hunters and thieves are flooding into the kingdom to steal it. Even worse, a force of unspeakable evil is after the Bottle of Hope and seeks to destroy it. Facing this threat is going to take intelligence, courage and strength, qualities that goblins are short on. But Will has already proven that his goblins are better than anyone gave them credit for. With help from greedy witches, helpful monsters and the Bottle of Hope, Will is determined to lead them to victory again.

William Bradshaw is back, whether he wants to be or not. Despite Will's best efforts he's still King of the Goblins, and despite everyone else's best efforts he still has a kingdom to rule. Surviving his enemies and his own followers soon becomes the least of his worries when a dwarf brings him an injured goblin. The poor goblins has learned that a terrible threat is free after eight centuries imprisonment, an army of immortal madmen who despise every race on Other Place. Goblins, trolls, dwarfs, elves and even other men are in terrible danger as they destroy everything in their path. Stopping this nightmarish danger is more than Will is capable of even with the help of his goblins, troll bodyguards, magic mirror and fire scepter. But Will's never let the odds stop him before, and he's going to fight these monsters head on. he's going to need help from new friends and old enemies to face a threat that not even eight hundred years can defeat. There's just one how do you beat men who can't die?

William Bradshaw has been trapped on the world of Other Place as King of the Goblins for an entire year, no small accomplishment! In that time he’s beaten the army of Kervol Ket, destroyed the dreaded Staff of Skulls and most recently buried the immortal madmen of the Eternal Army. He’s also managed to keep from being driven mad by his short, stupid and mildly crazy goblin followers, who respect him even if they won’t listen to him. Now he faces a greater challenge, matrimony. Lydia Lajcak of the Fairy Godmothers has arrived in the Kingdom of the Goblins to find Will a wife. It turns out that being broke and in charge of a nation of idiots isn’t the relationship killer Will thought it was. Lydia isn’t taking no for an answer, and she’s got seventy clients eager to meet Will and desperate enough to put up with his goblins. Is marital bliss in Will’s future? But the search for true love takes a turn for the worse when an assassin attacks Will and Lydia. More assassins follow, each one more deadly than the last and sent by Quentin Peck, the richest man on Other Place. Peck has killers, mercenaries, magic weapons, golems, lawyers and the home court advantage when Will tracks him to the city of Nolod. Will is determined to win or go down fighting with his enthusiastic fire scepter, countless goblins, troll bodyguards, magic mirror and Lydia. Now if he only knew why Peck wants him dead.

Will Bradshaw knows his goblins can be hard to deal with. Dirty, troublesome and a tad crazy, few people get along with them. That makes it a pleasant surprise when the one race on Other Place who actually respects goblins sends a representative.But this is no social call. Their guest brings word that a dire threat that many thought lost never to return is about to rise up from the ocean depths, Sarcamusaad the Walking City. Few could hope to survive against this titanic being, much less defeat him. Sarcamusaad is preparing to march across the continent on a mission of vengeance, leaving a trail of untold devastation through four kingdoms, including the Kingdom of the Goblins.Facing Sarcamusaad is going to take strength, skill, magic, wisdom and other traits rare among goblins, forcing Will to seek help from new friends and old allies. Great as the risk is, it becomes greater still when some see Sarcamusaad’s arrival not as a danger but an opportunity. With enemies on all sides, what chance does Will have?