


Books in series

#1
Sh*t My Witch Says
2016
A cursed witch, a gorgeous bear Shifter, and a sarcastic Puritan ghost must work together to save the supernatural town of Wild, Texas.
Witch Imogene Hobbs, with the exception of her frill-necked lizard familiar, Liz, has spent most of her life alone, but not because she’s anti-social. Nope. She’s cursed. The ghost of her Puritan ancestor’s bitter enemy, Dorcas Hoar, haunts Immie every second of every day. Working with botanical magic sustains the creator witch, even with an ornery spirit on her ass all the time, and Immie manages to eke out a living cultivating rare, hard-to-grow plants for magic potions.
Bear Shifter Tabor Cotton shows up in Assjacket, West Virginia with a proposal for Immie—save his town’s most precious tree, the Great Ash, an ancient source of pure magic. In exchange, he will help her lift her curse. Baba Yaga, the head honcho of all witches, insists on Immie’s cooperation—not that Immie is protesting. To complicate matters, Tabor believes that Immie is his mate. All because of the so-called “mating scent.” Yep. Immie thinks Tabor smells like fresh cut grass on a spring morning, while Tabor thinks she smells like dark honey licked straight off the comb.
As Tabor and Immie learn to navigate their blossoming romance, prune a cursing crone, and weed out a plot to kill to the Great Ash, you can bet your sassafras that Wild, Texas is about to get a whole lot wilder.

#2
Sh*t My Shifter Says
2017
A missing bear. A heartbroken witch. A ghost with self-esteem issues. A zombie bunny army invading the front yard.
Yep.
It's about to get wild in Texas.
Again.

#3
Sh*t My Vampire Says
2017
A grumpy werecat + a cheerful fairy + a grandfatherly vampire on the run = chaos gone wild in Texas. Again!
When werecougar Caulder Mason must find Raymond Cobbler, his sister’s vampire buddy from the Adopt-an-Elderly-Vampire program. His search leads him to Wild, Texas where he finds Ray, a vengeful demon, and a beautiful fae-demon—who turns out to be his mate.
Lavender Greengrass keeps to herself because venturing into the world usually means destroying some part of it. Not on purpose. Her demon side just … well, leaks out every now and again. So she can’t understand why Caulder is gung-ho for their union. Especially since they have to deal with grumpy ol’ Ray, her kidnapped grandmother, and her asshole demon cousin, Ferth.
But Caulder and Lavender are meant to be together, and even if they have to go to hell (they do), they’ll prove to each other that true love can conquer all.

#4
Sh*t My Zombie Says
2017
Can a dangerous necromancer help a desperate witch escape an impending death curse?
With only two weeks before her 30th birthday/deathday, cursed witch Bea Crawford seeks out Lucas Dark, a newcomer to Wild, Texas. Although many in the magical community consider the warlock to be dangerous, Bea’s desperation drives her to his door—with her zombie godmothers, adorable dog, and milk snake familiar in tow.
The handsome warlock with the dimpled chin and stormy gray eyes agrees to help Bea remove the death curse, but the price might be too steep.
To make matters more complicated, Bea and Lucas are falling head over broom for each other. And in Wild, Texas, nothing is safe—especially when it comes to love.
Author

Michele Bardsley
Author · 103 books
New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Michele Bardsley writes humorous paranormal romances and funny paranormal mysteries. Michele likes to write, read, crochet hats, drink wine, and eat chocolate! Visit her website!