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Sh*t My Zombie Says book cover
Sh*t My Zombie Says
2017
First Published
4.01
Average Rating
57
Number of Pages

Part of Series

Can a dangerous necromancer help a desperate witch escape an impending death curse? With only two weeks before her 30th birthday/deathday, cursed witch Bea Crawford seeks out Lucas Dark, a newcomer to Wild, Texas. Although many in the magical community consider the warlock to be dangerous, Bea’s desperation drives her to his door—with her zombie godmothers, adorable dog, and milk snake familiar in tow. The handsome warlock with the dimpled chin and stormy gray eyes agrees to help Bea remove the death curse, but the price might be too steep. To make matters more complicated, Bea and Lucas are falling head over broom for each other. And in Wild, Texas, nothing is safe—especially when it comes to love.

Avg Rating
4.01
Number of Ratings
85
5 STARS
41%
4 STARS
26%
3 STARS
27%
2 STARS
5%
1 STARS
1%
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Author

Michele Bardsley
Michele Bardsley
Author · 103 books

New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Michele Bardsley writes humorous paranormal romances and funny paranormal mysteries. Michele likes to write, read, crochet hats, drink wine, and eat chocolate! Visit her website!

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