Okay... So I didn't know I had color changing magical powers that would make a box of crayons jealous. And... Okay, I didn't know that being dropped in Blue Balls Falls, Virginia would alert the Wicked Shitz and prompt an unwanted and nasty family reunion. And... Sure, the frog was involved a bit, and the prayer chain ladies helped out, too. But the Witchin' Spice Bakery blowing up? Well, let's just not talk about that.

Merry Christmas! Yeah, yeah, I know it's not really Christmas, but look! I have snow falling on my cottage and twinkling lights strung from here to there, and back again. And doesn't it look adorable all decorated? Okay, fine. I get it. You're not into this Christmas in July thing. But what about cookies? You like sugar cookies, right? Me, too! See, I had this grand plan to bake all the cookies this week, but that speck of dust on the recipe? Apparently, it wasn't a speck of dust at all because I now have three old-fashioned, thieving ghosts in my kitchen. They're confused, calling me Gertie ( I so do not look like a Gertie), and trying to leave out the door. Don't get me wrong now, I'd be glad for them to, but I can't have them floating all over town causing chaos and calling attention to the situation No, I just need to handle it myself, or at least enlist the help of my sisters. Definitely not the demon without the words 'Get Lost' in his vocabulary, though. I don't need him involved. And whatever we do, we are not going to utter the name Baba Yaga. So, come on. I need to get to fixing this mess.

Okay, look... My sisters found their mates and all is hunky dory for them. I'm happy that they're happy. Sure, their mates are demons, but hey, the world isn't perfect. And... I've found my mate, too. Only he barely looks at me, won't really speak to me, and to be honest with you, I started to develop a bit of a complex over it. But lucky for me, I don't mope long. Of course, I probably should've taken my time moping instead of just jumping right in with a less than perfect solution. Now, if I tell you what I've done, you can't tell anyone, okay? I created a love potion. And yep. It's the real lovey dovey deal. I know it's a bit unseemly, but demons and desperate times... The trick here is to keep my sisters at bay, my demon mate none the wiser, and Barry the Cat from spilling the beans. But you, dear reader? I can count on you to keep my secret, right?