Ross is no wilting damsel in distress, waiting to be rescued—though he won't lie: the idea of Glenn as a white knight does things to him—and therefore he has plans on how to escape. It’s a good thing Glenn does show up because there are...complications along the way. Tags: the approximate trajectory of the plot is crack to angst to fluff, Escape first, cuddle upset vampire later, High wizards with bad tempers, forced marriage, really??, Werewolves ready for war, multiple car crashes, what’s a landline?, Ross makes a move!, finally!