Ever been tempted by a life of crime? As the stories in this hilarious collection illustrate, unless you are a lot smarter than the average law-breaker, it may not be such a good idea. Whether storming into a bank having forgotten to put eyeholes in the bag they were using as a disguise, or writing their ransom demand on the back of their own parole card, some dumb criminals give crimefighters a far too easy time. This gut-busting assortment provides a wealth of insight into the workings (or lack thereof) of the criminal brain.