A Sentient Calculator Watch Romance Diana is living her best life—at least that’s what she tells people. But when her boyfriend Ken decides to move to California without her, she has to scramble to find another hot blond to drag to her high school reunion. Lucky for her, she can materialize a lover from anything she shoves inside herself. And that’s where Abby comes in. Well, goes in… Now Diana has exactly a week to get this calculator-watch-turned-man in tick-tock shape, or she’s going to be, like, super embarrassed.