Master of the macabre David Lubar is back with Check Out the Library Weenies, his ninth collection of Weenies Stories. Here are thirty more scary stories for the middle grade audience—perfect for both avid and reluctant young readers who like a few chills and a lot of laughs. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare! "Fans will be shivering and laughing...evilly. —Kirkus Reviews on Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies "With its mix of humor and chills, this collection is a sure bet for fans of R. L. Stine's Goosebumps series and reluctant readers." —Booklist on Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies "Whoever thinks the short story is dead, or that kids don't like short stories, hasn't talked to any real live kids and hasn't read the latest in this popular series." —School Library Journal on Attack of the Vampire Weenies How to slay vampires for fun and profit—Come back soon—All that glitters—Bald truths—Tough crowd—Gordie's gonna git ya—Fairyland—Off the beaten track—The sword in the stew—The doll collector—Physics for toons—The heart of a dragon—Searching for a fart of gold—On one condition—Ghost dancer—Check out the library weenies—Call me—The running of the hounds—A boy and his frog—Black Friday—Romeo, Romeo, wherefloor Argle Roblio? — My family history—When death comes calling — 2D or not 2D—Mummy misses you—Seeing red—Watch your grammar—At stake—Rumplecodespin—I can't quite put a finger on it—A word or two about these stories—Reading and activity guide