Welcome to New Eden. Armageddon has passed, leaving behind a civilization of agreeable, pious humans eager to do God's (aka: Grant) bidding. Foul-mouthed Katrina has been Edenized as the Messiah while the rest of the gang have been reincarnated by Robert (better known as Satan) as the Seven Deadly Sins. Their task: Corrupt the humans into being the complex, assholey beings they were before. Quite the intriguing plot, but Metatron, keeper of The Story, isn't impressed. Grant and Robert have ruined the narrative, and possibly all of creation, with their games. Metratron isn't worried. Much. Plug a few plot holes, kill a darling or five, and all will be right again. … or the Universe will implode and no amount of rewriting will bring it back.