A Practical Guide for Invading Canada: Step One: Have a Plan President Robert Armstrong needs an unstoppable army so he can take over the world. He obtains three monstrous viruses and sets his plan in motion. Step Two: Testing, 1, 2, 3… Patients Zero, otherwise known as Chris, Steve and Rafe, sign up for experimental treatments they believe will cure their afflictions. Instead, the President turns them into monsters. But the lab is not the big wide world and the President must know if the soldiers truly are unstoppable. What better place to test Armageddon than Canada? Step Three: Infect As armed forces go, a gentle, sleepy zombie, a werewolf with an out of control libido, and a vampire with a peanut allergy are not that impressive. Until they combine their viruses and the monsterpidemy blossoms and spreads. Step Four…

What if Everybody Dies? The Canadian invasion ended (mostly) peacefully. None of the survivors remembers zombies, werewolves or vampires roaming the streets, except the seven former people Robert—leader of the invasion— “chose” as his soldiers. But the war isn’t over. Fed up with humanity’s greed and wastefulness, God has flipped the switch for Armageddon, and Brian, Steve, Tony, Travis, Katrina, Hanna and Chris set out to stop the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The task is made near impossible with the interference of an apathetic Jesus, though. In the end, they must decide if they’re willing to sacrifice themselves to save the humans they desperately want to eat. \\Warning\\ This book contains adult content, including sex, language and humor that some may find offensive. I hate disclaimers like this, because the title should say it all, but I want to spare anyone with delicate feelings and such the trauma of my salacious and irreverent sense of humor.