One naked god, a breast-obsessed frog, and three snake haired goddesses trying to take over the world! What's a witch to do? Strange things have been happening to Kalliope of late. Every time she sneezes she is overcome with wanton flashes of lust. Her entire being craves to be taken by anything male. To aid her in her “sickness” her always-naked god lover, Lugh, indulges her. Right as he is in the middle of worshipping her, Kalliope’s debt to Lugh’s grandfather is called in to be repaid. Taking some cold medicine to ward off the lust fevers, she goes before Dagda only to discover he leant her out to Mt. Olympus. Not happy with being loaned out, Kalliope heads off with her newly conjured breast obsessed bullfrog familiar. Zeus charges her with saving the world from The Furies, three serpent headed cowgirls who want to enslave humanity by making them eat bean curd and kidnapping all the CEO’s of every fast food restaurant in the world. As her journey continues, she meets Apollo. By this time, her cold medicine is wearing off and Apollo is looking like a piece of prime Greek god hunk. Will Kalliope be able to control her lust? Will Lugh find out about her indiscretions with his long time friend and fellow sun god? Will Kalliope get a chance to save the world or will death keep her from it?