Kalliope just wants to get married. However, the gods always have to interfere. Just when she’s picking out her wedding dress, Anubis, the Egyptian God of the Dead, falls at her feet begging for help. Not able to refuse him, she finds herself up to her ears in sand. Tied to Anubis, she has to find time to plan a wedding, deal with rampaging mummies, and a jealous lover who’ll stop at nothing to upset the wedding. The only thing that keeps her going is her love for Lugh. He’s the other half of her soul and not even he can help her out of her sandy situation. With her trusty frog at her side and a three-foot spider, she braves ancient tombs and Egyptian curses to make it to the altar on time. Will the wedding be crashed? Will she save Anubis? Or will she find she’s wrapped up in a web of deceit with no one to trust?