She’s bold. She’s beautiful. And she is not impressed with my epic one-liners. I’ve been watching action movies from Earth since I was a young Kaleth hatchling. Everyone in the galaxy is obsessed with all the human entertainment. So it’s no surprise when its revealed that my fated mate is an Earth woman. The Federation protocol states that she gets picked up, sent to me, and we spend 30 days on a vacation planet where we start building the rest of our lives together. There’s just one problem. She has no idea that “aliens” exist. See, humans might have invented Must See TV and they might be Too Hot To Handle. But they still think they’re all alone in the universe. But now that I’ve found my tiny sassy human woman, she’ll never be alone. I’ll fight to keep her safe from all the evil in the galaxy. I’ll be her hero. Her protector. I guess you could say… I’m going to go ahead and make her day. So she can live free. And not die hard.