All-new scenes we'd like to see from the hit BBC2 comedy show From the makers of the bestselling Mock the Week: This Year's Book! comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after. Jam-packed with near-the-knuckle, quickfire gags, categories include: Unlikely things to read on the back of a book: 'Incredibly moving, the book of the year' Whizzer and Chips Bad things to read in hospital: 'Can you feel that? You can feel my finger? Do you like it? Does it feel good? Yeah? Sh*t, the doctor's here.' Unlikely things to read in a romance novel: It was love at first sight - she a beautiful heiress, he a donkey in a hat. Unlikely board game instructions: Having taken the cards out of your rectum, shuffle them and give everyone the maximum they will accept. Inlikely things to hear on a PA system: 'Could the man who has just been decapitated in Coach 6 please stop pressing the emergency button.'