Giant cavemen aliens have gone back in time to 1990s Earth. Their mission is to protect our timeline. Or…as they say to bad guys: “Can’t touch this.” I thought I was a modern woman. But then one day I’m attacked. My rescuer is a huge, scaled, alpha male caveman alien. He wears a holodisguise when he’s not saving the human race. And when Axul the Vakutan warrior lays eyes on me, he says I’m his fated mate. If you ask me, I can totally feel the love tonight. Truly. Madly. Deeply. I mean have you seen the type of guys that try to hit on you in the 1990s? It’s all achy-breaky mullets and Hammer pants. Please. I may not have his muscles (oh boy, those muscles!) but I may know a thing or two that can help him. Like how to parallel park. Use the yellow pages. And call collect. He has to succeed. To save Earth. And our love. After all. He’s my wonderwall. Author's Note: No Reapers or darkness here. Just fun in the 90s!