When it comes to doggy style, he’s behind you 100%. Preston Evans is a legend in and out of the bedroom. He’s six feet two, gorgeous, and famous because his celebrity ex leaked a video of him doing her doggy style. Even worse, to capitalize on his infamy, he opened a puppy store called Doggy Style. I don’t care if his abs are chiseled, his arms are tattooed, and his face belongs on the cover of a magazine. Every dog sold and bred means a shelter dog dead! I chained myself to his store in protest, but instead of calling the cops, he threw me a bone. If I help him open his puppy store, he’ll transform it into a shelter dog adoption center, saving the lives of potentially thousands of dogs. And then I will never have to see this sexy, dirty-talking jerk again. How hard can he—uh, I mean, it—be? Sex is off the table. So why do I want him to bend me over one?

Jedidah Lapp is the most eligible man in Lancaster County. He's six foot two, gorgeous, and famous for his stint on the Amish reality show, Bad Amish. I hate his stupid puppy mill, Amish Puppies Direct. I hate the way he looks at me like I'm his breeding bitch in heat. I don't care that he makes me come like the dawn, can build houses with his bare hands, and has the best beard I've ever ridden. There's no such thing as a good breeder! After meeting him at our rescue store, I decide to go with him to Amish country to try to stop his breeding facility. If I can convince him to stop breeding before he is baptized Amish, I will save thousands of dogs' lives. We will never work out. We're like oil and water. I'm addicted to my phone, and he doesn't even have electricity. I'm not sure I can quit him. But it doesn't matter—once he is baptized, I will lose him forever. Then why can't he stop chasing my tail?