Jedidah Lapp is the most eligible man in Lancaster County. He's six foot two, gorgeous, and famous for his stint on the Amish reality show, Bad Amish. I hate his stupid puppy mill, Amish Puppies Direct. I hate the way he looks at me like I'm his breeding bitch in heat. I don't care that he makes me come like the dawn, can build houses with his bare hands, and has the best beard I've ever ridden. There's no such thing as a good breeder! After meeting him at our rescue store, I decide to go with him to Amish country to try to stop his breeding facility. If I can convince him to stop breeding before he is baptized Amish, I will save thousands of dogs' lives. We will never work out. We're like oil and water. I'm addicted to my phone, and he doesn't even have electricity. I'm not sure I can quit him. But it doesn't matter—once he is baptized, I will lose him forever. Then why can't he stop chasing my tail?