No matter how close twins River and Rain are, there are some things Rain knows he can never confess. Like who really broke River’s Xbox back in high school, which side of the Jordan-LeBron debate Rain actually falls on, and the fact that, lately, his dick has been getting way too excited by the thought of… No. Fuck. It would ruin everything if he admitted that. Then again, maybe he doesn’t have to, because River knows him well enough to guess that there’s a problem, and he’s not going to stop at anything until he figures it out. TESTING THE WATERS is a long fall down a well-lubed twincest rabbit hole. River and Rain may think they’re just going to dip their toes in the dickalicious pool of gay exploration to test the waters, but honey, trust me: that thing is a whirlpool. It’s going to suck them in, spin them around like a Dead or Alive remix, then spit them out nine episodes later into a cum-drenched happily-ever-after of the totally taboo variety that will rock their whole damn world.

Pop quiz, which is worse: A) Having to hide your dick’s taboo twinterest in the one person you’re never supposed to want, or B) getting interrupted by your brother’s girlfriend right before he finally gets you off? That’s right, bitches, it’s a trick question. The correct answer is obviously C) tuck your dick away, wipe his cum off your face, and then go suck it up and make nice with her to try and keep him from blowing up his relationship like one of those epic crash scenes from the the Fast & Furious franchise. Turns out, though, River has a different plan… TESTING THE WATERS is a long fall down a well-lubed twincest rabbit hole. River and Rain may think they’re just going to dip their toes in the dickalicious pool of gay exploration to test the waters, but honey, trust me: that thing is a whirlpool. It’s going to suck them in, spin them around like a Dead or Alive remix, then spit them out nine episodes later into a cum-drenched happily-ever-after of the totally taboo variety that will rock their whole damn world.